Push button, receive a slurry of rehydrated starch product.

The flavor of a gumball lasts longer if you feed it through the brain cavity of a dead person. FACT.

I've never traveled with such luxurious foods. Someday.

This genius of a Burger King employee thought it would be HILARIOUS to stand in the lettuce that YOU eat and put the photo on the internet! Then he got fired! take note, internets!

Now, I'm a big fan of buttered popcorn flavored jelly beans but we really need to draw a line somewhere don't we?

These dudes are a little crusty, I don't know how seriously I'd take their advice.

Grant me some wishes, pizza cat!