My dog learned to read and has been trying to poop in that yard for weeks. This explains his love for my old KISS records.
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In order to join the fraternal brotherhood, pledging chairs have to spend an entire night pretending to be patio furniture in the suburbs and not die of boredom. Few survive.
Marion is obviously drunk again, taking off her top and flashing passing planes. And in broad daylight! We need to get her some help.
You're specifically looking for a home with a backyard shrine to the Virgin Mary?! Have I got the listing for you!!!!!
Once the shock wore off from being upended by the wind, Chair took a moment to re-orient his perspective on life. Maybe a remake of "American Psycho" could work?
I recommend buying your overzealous neighbors fire extinguishers as Halloween gifts. That's a thing, right?
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