Playhouse Envy

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Playhouse Envy
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When I was little I felt like everyone in the world had a perfect princess double-decker playhouse except me. Of course I'd never seen one in real life but I just KNEW that I was the only little girl who only had a woodshed and a plastic lawnmower to play with.

Fancy Arch, Bro

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Fancy Arch, Bro
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Don't get all mathy on me with your front yard masonry.

A Shack of My Own

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A Shack of My Own
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Just pee in the woods! Perfect new home!

Chairturday: A Gruesome Scene

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Chairturday: A Gruesome Scene
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Once the shock wore off from being upended by the wind, Chair took a moment to re-orient his perspective on life. Maybe a remake of "American Psycho" could work?

Caroline

My What a Lovely Pit You Have

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My What a Lovely Pit You Have
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Take a squat on the gravel around the ol blue hole. My summer parties are going to be the best!

Ted

Avast Ye Landscapers!

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Avast Ye Landscapers!
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Mommy! Bring me my rum! And help me swab my poop deck!

I'm sorry. That was terrible. But you're gonna have to live with it.