I Hate Going to the Jones' parties

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I Hate Going to the Jones' parties
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Picking all that sparkly asbestos ceiling out of my socks is such a pain.

Bike Hike

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Bike Hike
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Oh yes, that's perfectly useful. This will make me exercise far more often.

Scared the Crap Outta Me

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Scared the Crap Outta Me
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Sure, obvious joke is obvious, but it's also accurate!

We Need Some Balance

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We Need Some Balance
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It's just an optical illusion, I swear. It's perfectly level inside.

It's a Fixer Upper!

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It's a Fixer Upper!
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M0R94N says: "I drive by this every day and the real estate sign appeared after this happened."

Guess it's time to sell!

Eggy Hoverhouse

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Eggy Hoverhouse
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Plumbing? Central air? Ladder? I'm getting too old for this nonsense.

Ready for Takeoff

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Ready for Takeoff
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This home be guarded by dinosaurs! Abandon hope all ye etc.