M0R94N says: "I drive by this every day and the real estate sign appeared after this happened."

Guess it's time to sell!

Oh yes, that's perfectly useful. This will make me exercise far more often.

Sure, obvious joke is obvious, but it's also accurate!

It's just an optical illusion, I swear. It's perfectly level inside.

This home be guarded by dinosaurs! Abandon hope all ye etc.

Picking all that sparkly asbestos ceiling out of my socks is such a pain.

Plumbing? Central air? Ladder? I'm getting too old for this nonsense.