Well Isn't That Generous!

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Well Isn't That Generous!
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It's so lovely of you to build an entire house for the hundreds of homeless spiders in your little patch of enchanted forest there! I'm sure they appreciate it.

Origami Hideaway

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Origami Hideaway
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I want my escape pod to be shaped like a crane.

Outside/Inside

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Outside/Inside
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This thing is like a big ol' sweatbox in the morning I bet. I hope those are terrycloth sheets. Though, it would be a good place to stay when you have a fever you need to sweat out.

Witchy Woods

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Witchy Woods
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Ah macrame, the absorber of smells, the siren song of earwigs and moths, home to spiders. And on top of a pool table turned waterbed! Tres chic!

The Troll Next Door

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The Troll Next Door
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At least he keeps the neighborhood cats from fighting. By eating them.

Outdoor Luxury

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Outdoor Luxury
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All you really need on a vacation is a bed and plenty of space in which to relax. The best kind of vacation spot optimizes the latter.

Sunrise Alarm Clock

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 Sunrise Alarm Clock
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Sure I need earplugs to drown out the terrifying nocturnal woodland creatures, but waking up is a breeze.