Sunrise Alarm Clock

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 Sunrise Alarm Clock
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Sure I need earplugs to drown out the terrifying nocturnal woodland creatures, but waking up is a breeze.

Well Isn't That Generous!

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Well Isn't That Generous!
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It's so lovely of you to build an entire house for the hundreds of homeless spiders in your little patch of enchanted forest there! I'm sure they appreciate it.

The Troll Next Door

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The Troll Next Door
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At least he keeps the neighborhood cats from fighting. By eating them.

Origami Hideaway

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Origami Hideaway
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I want my escape pod to be shaped like a crane.

Why So Stumpy, Stumpy?

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Why So Stumpy, Stumpy?
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It's like someone left a solitary marshmallow to rot in the woods and some industrious fungus Smurfs moved in.

Outdoor Luxury

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Outdoor Luxury
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All you really need on a vacation is a bed and plenty of space in which to relax. The best kind of vacation spot optimizes the latter.

Outside/Inside

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Outside/Inside
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This thing is like a big ol' sweatbox in the morning I bet. I hope those are terrycloth sheets. Though, it would be a good place to stay when you have a fever you need to sweat out.