Sure I need earplugs to drown out the terrifying nocturnal woodland creatures, but waking up is a breeze.
Bears can't climb up here, right? Oh they can? I need to move somewhere that doesn't trigger my melissophobia.
It's like someone left a solitary marshmallow to rot in the woods and some industrious fungus Smurfs moved in.
This is where I've come to study the art of breeding fairies and magic mushrooms.
Ah macrame, the absorber of smells, the siren song of earwigs and moths, home to spiders. And on top of a pool table turned waterbed! Tres chic!
At least he keeps the neighborhood cats from fighting. By eating them.
It's so lovely of you to build an entire house for the hundreds of homeless spiders in your little patch of enchanted forest there! I'm sure they appreciate it.
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