Sunrise Alarm Clock

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 Sunrise Alarm Clock
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Sure I need earplugs to drown out the terrifying nocturnal woodland creatures, but waking up is a breeze.

Why So Stumpy, Stumpy?

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Why So Stumpy, Stumpy?
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It's like someone left a solitary marshmallow to rot in the woods and some industrious fungus Smurfs moved in.

Origami Hideaway

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Origami Hideaway
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I want my escape pod to be shaped like a crane.

Outdoor Luxury

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Outdoor Luxury
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All you really need on a vacation is a bed and plenty of space in which to relax. The best kind of vacation spot optimizes the latter.

Witchy Woods

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Witchy Woods
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Ah macrame, the absorber of smells, the siren song of earwigs and moths, home to spiders. And on top of a pool table turned waterbed! Tres chic!

Watch That First Step

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Watch That First Step
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Bears can't climb up here, right? Oh they can? I need to move somewhere that doesn't trigger my melissophobia.

Well Isn't That Generous!

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Well Isn't That Generous!
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It's so lovely of you to build an entire house for the hundreds of homeless spiders in your little patch of enchanted forest there! I'm sure they appreciate it.