This is where I've come to study the art of breeding fairies and magic mushrooms.
It's like someone left a solitary marshmallow to rot in the woods and some industrious fungus Smurfs moved in.
It's so lovely of you to build an entire house for the hundreds of homeless spiders in your little patch of enchanted forest there! I'm sure they appreciate it.
At least he keeps the neighborhood cats from fighting. By eating them.
Ah macrame, the absorber of smells, the siren song of earwigs and moths, home to spiders. And on top of a pool table turned waterbed! Tres chic!
All you really need on a vacation is a bed and plenty of space in which to relax. The best kind of vacation spot optimizes the latter.
Sure I need earplugs to drown out the terrifying nocturnal woodland creatures, but waking up is a breeze.
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