It's so lovely of you to build an entire house for the hundreds of homeless spiders in your little patch of enchanted forest there! I'm sure they appreciate it.
This thing is like a big ol' sweatbox in the morning I bet. I hope those are terrycloth sheets. Though, it would be a good place to stay when you have a fever you need to sweat out.
I want my escape pod to be shaped like a crane.
Ah macrame, the absorber of smells, the siren song of earwigs and moths, home to spiders. And on top of a pool table turned waterbed! Tres chic!
All you really need on a vacation is a bed and plenty of space in which to relax. The best kind of vacation spot optimizes the latter.
This is where I've come to study the art of breeding fairies and magic mushrooms.
It's like someone left a solitary marshmallow to rot in the woods and some industrious fungus Smurfs moved in.
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