At least he keeps the neighborhood cats from fighting. By eating them.
Sure I need earplugs to drown out the terrifying nocturnal woodland creatures, but waking up is a breeze.
All you really need on a vacation is a bed and plenty of space in which to relax. The best kind of vacation spot optimizes the latter.
This is where I've come to study the art of breeding fairies and magic mushrooms.
Ah macrame, the absorber of smells, the siren song of earwigs and moths, home to spiders. And on top of a pool table turned waterbed! Tres chic!
I want my escape pod to be shaped like a crane.
Bears can't climb up here, right? Oh they can? I need to move somewhere that doesn't trigger my melissophobia.
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