It's like someone left a solitary marshmallow to rot in the woods and some industrious fungus Smurfs moved in.
All you really need on a vacation is a bed and plenty of space in which to relax. The best kind of vacation spot optimizes the latter.
At least he keeps the neighborhood cats from fighting. By eating them.
It's so lovely of you to build an entire house for the hundreds of homeless spiders in your little patch of enchanted forest there! I'm sure they appreciate it.
This is where I've come to study the art of breeding fairies and magic mushrooms.
Bears can't climb up here, right? Oh they can? I need to move somewhere that doesn't trigger my melissophobia.
Sure I need earplugs to drown out the terrifying nocturnal woodland creatures, but waking up is a breeze.
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