On the plus side, she'll cook for you anytime you like! On the minus side, she only cooks tomatoes. What's it worth to you?
Maybe not for the nursery? Perhaps? Let's keep that in Daddy's den, shall we?
I guess if you've got low standards and are just looking for someone generic to share your bed, that's your prerogative.
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