Turns out it's not that hard to build your own adorable sanctuary! Hit the link below for instructions! Desperation breeds creativity.

T.J. Eckleburg gets sneaky.

This is a far cry from the mountain vacation rentals of my youth. But where's the hot tub?

This view is so dull, I can't bear to look at these boring mountains and this awful lake one minute longer.

Is this a turret with a pool in it? Is it possible to have a castle with a magical water tower? I'm in.

Let's just convert this to a twisty slide and call it good.

The energy being spent on these tiny AC units can't cost less than a building system. Silly developers.