Surround it with the gaudiest tiles known to humankind. That should distract from the beauty of the ocean.
Can you read time backwards? How badly do you want to know the time?
Who needs electricity? Let's just all stay in one room and warm ourselves with cuddling and candle wax.
This looks like the perfect place to come up with brilliant insights and witticisms.
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Privacy is overrated. I'm already tweeting and Facebooking everything I consume and observe, might as well invite the neighbors to watch TV with me.
That ceiling is lovely to look at when lying on the floor reading and pausing to let a passage sink in for a moment.
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