Public Living

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Public Living
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Privacy is overrated. I'm already tweeting and Facebooking everything I consume and observe, might as well invite the neighbors to watch TV with me.

Revolutionary Drying Rack

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Revolutionary Drying Rack
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No dried bird poop like outdoor lines, plenty of sunshine, takes up zero space when not in use. I'll take five!

Moar Library Pr0n!

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Moar Library Pr0n!
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I'd personally prefer to have the window to my back for light's sake, but everything else about this is perfect. Even the dog.

I'm Never Helping You Move

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I'm Never Helping You Move
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When you have this many books, you hire movers. No amount of beer and pizza can convince me to lug these babies around.

Haunting

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Haunting
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Ugh, the neighbors across the street are always standing in their big creepy ghost window going "OooooOOoooOoooh!" like ghosts. Cut it out! It's not funny anymore!

Someone's Been Stockpiling Candles

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Someone's Been Stockpiling Candles
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Who needs electricity? Let's just all stay in one room and warm ourselves with cuddling and candle wax.

How to Ruin a 263 Million Dollar View

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How to Ruin a 263 Million Dollar View
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Surround it with the gaudiest tiles known to humankind. That should distract from the beauty of the ocean.