Surround it with the gaudiest tiles known to humankind. That should distract from the beauty of the ocean.
When your guests arrive, what would you like them to see on their approach?
Privacy is overrated. I'm already tweeting and Facebooking everything I consume and observe, might as well invite the neighbors to watch TV with me.
It's a prison, sure, but it's MY prison!
Ugh, the neighbors across the street are always standing in their big creepy ghost window going "OooooOOoooOoooh!" like ghosts. Cut it out! It's not funny anymore!
Can you read time backwards? How badly do you want to know the time?
Natural light, check. All the books in one place, check. Comfy chair, check. It's all here.
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