Nope, I don't want to talk to you, I'm gonna go sit on my raft!

But the lake is so dirty and gross, can't we get a pool?

Is this a turret with a pool in it? Is it possible to have a castle with a magical water tower? I'm in.

A television in the kitchen seems like a good idea, just maybe not so close to the sink.

When you need a room that does one thing and does it right.

There's a struggle here between getting lost in a book and getting lost in the view. I suppose it's a win either way.

If you live on waterfront property and have an extra $50,000 laying around, have I ever got a useless extravagance for you!