You want local food? Catch a fish right outside your own window! I bet you could find a way to use that green slime on the walls as a side dish too. You could charge like $30 for that!
You thought your cat loved lounging in your bathroom sink before? You'll never get him out of there now!
If you live on waterfront property and have an extra $50,000 laying around, have I ever got a useless extravagance for you!
I'm as much a fan of recreating "The Lady of Shalott" a'la Anne Shirley as anyone, but this is just excessive.
Hey, we spent $5.5 million on the place. We're not gonna let a little water damage get us down.
Something to keep in mind as a possible design perk in a flood zone.
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