I don't know if I could sleep surrounded by these freaky friezes.

It's so reflective, you could get a suntan indoors!

The silhouettes of old dead people aren't creepy enough, can you make them look like they're coming after me?

You can travel the world from the privacy of your own personal throne.

Maybe if I throw as many colors and patterns as I can at this place, no one will notice how boring it is! Ugly can't be boring, right?

I'm pretty sure someone has been smoking in bed here for the past 80 years. koff koff

Honey, why do we let all these savages camp out in our bathroom?