It's carved out of wood, it looks like poo, and it probably weighs about 300 pounds. What's not to love?
Maybe if I throw as many colors and patterns as I can at this place, no one will notice how boring it is! Ugly can't be boring, right?
Hey, let's watch tv... or just enjoy the clutter. Clutter clutter clutter.
Let's just appreciate the mystery of what glory could be hiding behind that overgrown shrubbery.
You really couldn't think of a different color scheme? A solid color? No? Did you lose a bet?
Yes, because all women want is badly made furniture that looks like makeup. While you're at it can you make me a bed hat looks like an oven so I can feel like I'm in the kitchen?
I'd let a company advertise on my house but only if I get to approve the company and their graphic design department.
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