I never liked him as a dinosaur and I certainly don't like him as a decor theme.

Tim Gunn would be proud of such an elegant workaround.

Maybe if I throw as many colors and patterns as I can at this place, no one will notice how boring it is! Ugly can't be boring, right?

You really couldn't think of a different color scheme? A solid color? No? Did you lose a bet?

The kind they wouldn't even use in a second hand store.

Hey, let's watch tv... or just enjoy the clutter. Clutter clutter clutter.

Yes, because all women want is badly made furniture that looks like makeup. While you're at it can you make me a bed hat looks like an oven so I can feel like I'm in the kitchen?