You smell so bad, you're gonna take a bath on the porch, then we'll talk.

When you need a room that does one thing and does it right.

And when you're not using it to store beauty products, you can hide small refugees or illegal pets!

I fail to see the purpose of a fireplace in the bathroom. The whole fire/water thing just doesn't make sense to me.

I can show off your butt in my see-through mouth! Charming!

Imperfect says: "Bathroom comes with bonus planter, large enough to hold a tree. Planter is connected to indoor plumbing for easy watering. Enjoy nature while you brush your teeth and bathe in either of two cozy sinks."

I'd turn into the pruniest prune who ever pruned if I ever spent any time here because I would never ever get out of the tub!