Uh... if you're into that sort of thing.

Yes, because all women want is badly made furniture that looks like makeup. While you're at it can you make me a bed hat looks like an oven so I can feel like I'm in the kitchen?

Happy New Year to you, fair readers, and happy old room to this flocked and quilted monstrosity. Velour curtains, it's curtains for you!

That poor turtle probably had a much better decorated house inside that shell, you monster.

Someone got a hold of my diary from 1987 I see. I'm fairly certain that I proclaimed everything in the world should be checkered and minimal forever. The only thing missing are those rubbery velour foam blankets we always had a stack of in the van for road trips. Mildewy!

Ah macrame, the absorber of smells, the siren song of earwigs and moths, home to spiders. And on top of a pool table turned waterbed! Tres chic!