Witchy Woods

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bed,macrame,outdoors,tacky,waterbed,woods
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Ah macrame, the absorber of smells, the siren song of earwigs and moths, home to spiders. And on top of a pool table turned waterbed! Tres chic!

Girly Set

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furniture,girly,ladies,makeup,tacky,ugly
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Yes, because all women want is badly made furniture that looks like makeup. While you're at it can you make me a bed hat looks like an oven so I can feel like I'm in the kitchen?

You Evicted a Turtle for THIS?

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decor,shell,tacky,turtle
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That poor turtle probably had a much better decorated house inside that shell, you monster.

Late 80s Dreams

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80s,checkers,red and white,tacky
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Someone got a hold of my diary from 1987 I see. I'm fairly certain that I proclaimed everything in the world should be checkered and minimal forever. The only thing missing are those rubbery velour foam blankets we always had a stack of in the van for road trips. Mildewy!

Happy New Year!

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70s,bedroom,green,new year,orange,tacky
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Happy New Year to you, fair readers, and happy old room to this flocked and quilted monstrosity. Velour curtains, it's curtains for you!

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