Yes, because all women want is badly made furniture that looks like makeup. While you're at it can you make me a bed hat looks like an oven so I can feel like I'm in the kitchen?
Someone got a hold of my diary from 1987 I see. I'm fairly certain that I proclaimed everything in the world should be checkered and minimal forever. The only thing missing are those rubbery velour foam blankets we always had a stack of in the van for road trips. Mildewy!