Witchy Woods

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Witchy Woods
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Ah macrame, the absorber of smells, the siren song of earwigs and moths, home to spiders. And on top of a pool table turned waterbed! Tres chic!

Happy New Year!

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Happy New Year!
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Happy New Year to you, fair readers, and happy old room to this flocked and quilted monstrosity. Velour curtains, it's curtains for you!

Late 80s Dreams

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Late 80s Dreams
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Someone got a hold of my diary from 1987 I see. I'm fairly certain that I proclaimed everything in the world should be checkered and minimal forever. The only thing missing are those rubbery velour foam blankets we always had a stack of in the van for road trips. Mildewy!

You Evicted a Turtle for THIS?

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You Evicted a Turtle for THIS?
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That poor turtle probably had a much better decorated house inside that shell, you monster.

Girly Set

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Girly Set
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Yes, because all women want is badly made furniture that looks like makeup. While you're at it can you make me a bed hat looks like an oven so I can feel like I'm in the kitchen?