Dude it's awesome, I can work out, perfect my hustle and relieve myself all in one room! Why would I ever leave?
I would never clean my house if I had this table, I'd just open and close it over and over and over again just to watch it. Ooooohhh.
Oh hey, thanks for all your awesome ideas for what my name should be. Sara's right you know, I am female. After some tough soul searching I've decided to go with Fleur Planne as suggested by Denita TwoDragons. You guys are hilarious.
This table would look great in my 8th grade best friend's bedroom where we painted her white walls with squirt guns filled with primary colored paint. It was not a classy look, but it was 1991, what can you expect? If she had had an invisible table, I'm sure it would have ended up like this eventually.