Useful Ballerina

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Useful Ballerina
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Alright Twinkle Toes, you spill one more drink and I'm hiring a sumo wrestler. They have a lower center of gravity.

Versatile Chairs

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Versatile Chairs
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I love it when furniture is accommodating and polite about it.

Let's Share a Balanced Meal

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Let's Share a Balanced Meal
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Talk about fostering co-dependence! When one of you has to get up to pee, both of you have to get up to pee. Let's get some healthy boundaries going here.

Awww, Mum! Venison AGAIN?!

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Awww, Mum! Venison AGAIN?!
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When Dad is a serious hunter, the menu and decor don't vary much.

Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum...

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Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum...
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Fetch me a tree to pick my teeth with, woman!

Dinner on the Set of Lost

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Dinner on the Set of Lost
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I'm fairly certain the Black Rock is just about 20 yards from here.

Table, Come Back!

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You know your food is bad when the table gets up from itself and walks away.