Now not having enough space is no excuse for not getting all the laundry done. Darn it all!
In my deepest desires, everything in my life is this very shade of yellow. I'd like to perch on that counter and never leave.
Nothing like a good old fashioned drum circle with the family. Wait. Yes there is, it's called TV and it's way better.
Someday they'll let Chair sit at the grownups' table. Someday.
You sit on the floor and eat dinner or you sit in a chair and read a book, not both.
sure it looks cool in the room but try pulling a chair up to this baby and escaping without massive bruises.
Fetch me a tree to pick my teeth with, woman!
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