A Sinking Feeling

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A Sinking Feeling
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You better have a good steady source of helium to keep this thing at a consistent height.

All the Conveniences

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All the Conveniences
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If I can reach a beer from the toilet all my needs are met.

OCD Fantasy

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OCD Fantasy
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There are few things I enjoy as much as trimming my table with scissors and a ruler. Perfection!

Leg Bone Leg

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Leg Bone Leg
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I try to really put a piece of myself into all of my work.

No Sitting and Eating at Once

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No Sitting and Eating at Once
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You sit on the floor and eat dinner or you sit in a chair and read a book, not both.

Hidden Water

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Isn't "hidden water" when your toddler pees somewhere he shouldn't and doesn't tell you about it?