Useful Ballerina

Favorite
ballerina,legs,table,tutu
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Alright Twinkle Toes, you spill one more drink and I'm hiring a sumo wrestler. They have a lower center of gravity.

Versatile Chairs

Favorite
chairs,convertible,fancy,table
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I love it when furniture is accommodating and polite about it.

Dream the Impossible Dream

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corner,lamp,table,yellow
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In my deepest desires, everything in my life is this very shade of yellow. I'd like to perch on that counter and never leave.

No Sitting and Eating at Once

Favorite
chair,table,transformer
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You sit on the floor and eat dinner or you sit in a chair and read a book, not both.

Hidden Water

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Isn't "hidden water" when your toddler pees somewhere he shouldn't and doesn't tell you about it?

Not on the Rug!

Favorite
bad,dogs,leg,pee,table
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Don't put your drink near the edge, he'll knock it off with his tail.

Coffee Table Pride

Favorite
cans,extreme,mountain dew,pepsi,table
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I like to do the Dew as much as the next bro. I'm pretty sure this place was meant for me. High five!