Talk about fostering co-dependence! When one of you has to get up to pee, both of you have to get up to pee. Let's get some healthy boundaries going here.
This table would look great in my 8th grade best friend's bedroom where we painted her white walls with squirt guns filled with primary colored paint. It was not a classy look, but it was 1991, what can you expect? If she had had an invisible table, I'm sure it would have ended up like this eventually.