Alright Twinkle Toes, you spill one more drink and I'm hiring a sumo wrestler. They have a lower center of gravity.

I love it when furniture is accommodating and polite about it.

In my deepest desires, everything in my life is this very shade of yellow. I'd like to perch on that counter and never leave.

You sit on the floor and eat dinner or you sit in a chair and read a book, not both.

Isn't "hidden water" when your toddler pees somewhere he shouldn't and doesn't tell you about it?

Don't put your drink near the edge, he'll knock it off with his tail.

I like to do the Dew as much as the next bro. I'm pretty sure this place was meant for me. High five!