You sit on the floor and eat dinner or you sit in a chair and read a book, not both.
Talk about fostering co-dependence! When one of you has to get up to pee, both of you have to get up to pee. Let's get some healthy boundaries going here.
Now not having enough space is no excuse for not getting all the laundry done. Darn it all!
Someday they'll let Chair sit at the grownups' table. Someday.
I like to do the Dew as much as the next bro. I'm pretty sure this place was meant for me. High five!
You know your food is bad when the table gets up from itself and walks away.
This is made of every missing piece from every puzzle you've tried in vain to complete when you rent a cabin at the beach or in the mountains. Built on frustration and defeat.
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