Now instead of thumb injuries you can develop a nasty case of full on carpal tunnel.
You know your food is bad when the table gets up from itself and walks away.
This is made of every missing piece from every puzzle you've tried in vain to complete when you rent a cabin at the beach or in the mountains. Built on frustration and defeat.
There are few things I enjoy as much as trimming my table with scissors and a ruler. Perfection!
Don't put your drink near the edge, he'll knock it off with his tail.
Alright Twinkle Toes, you spill one more drink and I'm hiring a sumo wrestler. They have a lower center of gravity.
This is the perfect place to talk on the phone. I'll create doodle masterpieces!
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