But the lake is so dirty and gross, can't we get a pool?
There was this one night in Vegas... let's just say I've been in one of these crazy high-off-the-ground glass-sided balcony pools and they're terrifying. Thankfully there was plenty of champagne to ease my anxiety.
Hey, we spent $5.5 million on the place. We're not gonna let a little water damage get us down.