If I can get across the scary bridge and up the rickety stairs to bed it will be a real relief and I'll need some serious sleep.

Yes, let's get up where the bugs are while we eat and watch the sunset. Then we'll have dinner and so will the mosquitoes.

You like rolling into the center of the tent with your whole family? Of course you do!

I'll never get my land legs back if I live in a perpetual state of gentle rocking. Ben Harper knows what I'm talking about.

Plumbing? Central air? Ladder? I'm getting too old for this nonsense.