Let me introduce you to a revolution in small-space living: the FUTON! Great for a small space, but good luck getting rid of it when you become a real adult!

Can you not see that my sheer curtains are closed? Let's just pretend we can't see each other and you go away now.

Just make sure the stove is off when you sit on the commode. It's impossible to get rid of that burning hair smell.

As if putting me in an attractive cage to get work done will make me think I'm not in a cage.