Oh deer. Well, it's better than a collection of taxidermy I suppose.

Unlike Goldilocks' perilous journey in breaking and entering, this stool's height will always be just right.

Imperfect says: "Bathroom comes with bonus planter, large enough to hold a tree. Planter is connected to indoor plumbing for easy watering. Enjoy nature while you brush your teeth and bathe in either of two cozy sinks."

What did I just trip over? Ow! Oh how sweet!

Good thing this doesn't take up a whole lot of indoor real estate because the ugly would be too much and my house would implode.

I'll need a giant hand chair and a torso futon to complete my ancient ruins themed living room.