Okay so you don't live in a castle. You can at least build a little part of a castle inside for role playing purposes.

This house loves its own reflection so dearly it's in danger of toppling into it.

Ruins are so impressive, yet so leaky. It's worth it to keep the neighbors jealous.

Privacy is overrated. I'm already tweeting and Facebooking everything I consume and observe, might as well invite the neighbors to watch TV with me.