Let's just convert this to a twisty slide and call it good.
Needs a pulley system to lift my groceries. No way I'm hauling a 50 pound bag of dog food up there.
Ugh, a straight staircase is so PEDESTRIAN!
Silly house, nautilus don't live in the desert!
Perfect for Nascar drivers, you never have to turn right. Oh wait, you want to come down? Oh no, that will never work.
Hypnotic swirling, can't stop faucet, must keep watching. Like a cat flushing a toilet.
I want to live in a house that really knows how to have fun. This guy can really blow off steam with the best of them.
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