Silly house, nautilus don't live in the desert!
Needs a pulley system to lift my groceries. No way I'm hauling a 50 pound bag of dog food up there.
I want to live in a house that really knows how to have fun. This guy can really blow off steam with the best of them.
Hypnotic swirling, can't stop faucet, must keep watching. Like a cat flushing a toilet.
Perfect for Nascar drivers, you never have to turn right. Oh wait, you want to come down? Oh no, that will never work.
Ugh, a straight staircase is so PEDESTRIAN!
Let's just convert this to a twisty slide and call it good.
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