Dogs For Satan

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Dogs For Satan
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My dog learned to read and has been trying to poop in that yard for weeks. This explains his love for my old KISS records.

The Flowers Say No

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The Flowers Say No
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The owner is so optimistic! The garden just wants to be left alone. They have enough friends, thanks.

You'll Never Sell It

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You'll Never Sell It
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From the looks of things, this place has been on the market as long as Rip Van Winkle lazed around growing a nap-beard.

You're Doing it Right

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You're Doing it Right
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I would so buy a house from someone named after my favorite snack food.

I'd Prefer a Nearsale

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I'd Prefer a Nearsale
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So you want me to take your little deck far away? Is that what this means?

Cheese House

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Cheese House
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The mice are starting to make ridiculous demands like entitled brats.

Thanks, Neighbors!

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Thanks, Neighbors!
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The flaming bag of poo on the doorstep means "you're welcome."