You'll Never Sell It

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From the looks of things, this place has been on the market as long as Rip Van Winkle lazed around growing a nap-beard.

You're Doing it Right

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I would so buy a house from someone named after my favorite snack food.

It's a Feature!

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You have to appeal to all demographics in order to sell in this economy.

The Flowers Say No

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The owner is so optimistic! The garden just wants to be left alone. They have enough friends, thanks.

Pile of Rubble For Rent

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Man if I were a cat I'd be stoked to rent a pile of scrap wood!

I'd Prefer a Nearsale

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So you want me to take your little deck far away? Is that what this means?

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