let's just hope the showerhead doesn't actually shoot pennies at you. Spending the day covered in welts and smelling like, well, pennies would suck.

Uh... if you're into that sort of thing.

With that much tile you can basically just shower wherever.

To get to the bed you have to pass though the scalding jets to make sure you're not bringing any foreign bodies with you. Handy.

In one of my past lives I worked in a spa where we had a therapeutic vichy shower which is pretty much what this is, but I've never thought of installing one in a home, because really, who has room? if you've never taken a shower lying down (and too hungover to stand up in your own shower doesn't count) you're missing out. It's incredibly relaxing.

Don't confuse the shower egg with the bedroom egg and accidentally pee the bed thinking you're being economical.

Sure, I'd love to knowingly trap myself in a plastic bubble full of many many gallons of water within which I could easily slip and drown. Oh it has a safety latch inside? So I can also destroy my floor in the process? I'll take three!