Good Morning Starshine

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Good Morning Starshine
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I'm assuming they don't have chilly winters wherever this silly outdoor shower is installed. Though there's nothing quite like a bracing cold shower.

Egg Modules

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Don't confuse the shower egg with the bedroom egg and accidentally pee the bed thinking you're being economical.

I'm Not Awake Yet

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I'm Not Awake Yet
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In one of my past lives I worked in a spa where we had a therapeutic vichy shower which is pretty much what this is, but I've never thought of installing one in a home, because really, who has room? if you've never taken a shower lying down (and too hungover to stand up in your own shower doesn't count) you're missing out. It's incredibly relaxing.

Disinfecting Chamber

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Disinfecting Chamber
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To get to the bed you have to pass though the scalding jets to make sure you're not bringing any foreign bodies with you. Handy.

Where's the Green Glow

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Where's the Green Glow
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Look, if I'm expected to engage in Alien hatching roleplay, I demand a stab at authenticity.

Splash Zone

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Splash Zone
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With that much tile you can basically just shower wherever.

Grippy Grippy Grippy

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Grippy Grippy Grippy
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If you fall down in the shower even once you know you'll do whatever it takes to make sure it never happens again.