let's just hope the showerhead doesn't actually shoot pennies at you. Spending the day covered in welts and smelling like, well, pennies would suck.

My pirate themed dining room is nearly complete! Where can I get a plank for my table?

Uh... if you're into that sort of thing.

I've always wanted to live like a snail. In a non-insulated boring room with no decor.

Ooh shiny! Ooh dramatic! Ooh flowy! Ooh vintage! Dye it all red and gold and cram it in my love nest!