Damn girl, you're looking sleek as hell today! Mind if I browse for a bit?
Those sad lightbulbs look like they're trying to tie nooses to hang themselves more efficiently.
I ask you, do the books convey? Subtle.
My heart weeps for the vast, empty expanses of literary real estate.
There is always always always room for more books. Keep it flexible.
There is always room for more. Genius!
If you have room for that bookend to move around, you clearly don't have enough books. Time to go shopping!