Not quite long enough to lie down, not quite low enough to see out the window. This bench was designed to infuriate me.

Thanks for making yourself useful, Chair!

Oh deer. Well, it's better than a collection of taxidermy I suppose.

Even the mannequin's neck looks uncomfortable. Let's get some pillows all up in this place!

Like a cat, I enjoy a soft spot in which to curl up and nap or read. I could handle a few of these padded nooks in my house.

Chair, I hope you're wearing your seatbelt!

Make yourself at home, bear. Did you bring me any fish?