That's what you get for trying to cool down on a hot day.
Sure the place needed mopping anyway but in this Ice Age we're experiencing, things could get tricky.
You better be wearing a flag lapel pin and you better damn well salute on your way out the door or I'll sic the eagle on you.
It's a commentary on society's reliance on material goods and suburban sprawl.
She locked me out in the rain!
We'll all be crushed! Dive out the windows quick!
Thanks a lot guys, holding up six whole obsolete CDs is really helping. Couldn't you be a fruit bowl or something?
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