You better be wearing a flag lapel pin and you better damn well salute on your way out the door or I'll sic the eagle on you.
We'll all be crushed! Dive out the windows quick!
When your light fixtures go all liquid on you, you know you've got a problem.
I always read in the bath, now, being able to read the bath itself, that's really something!
Thanks a lot guys, holding up six whole obsolete CDs is really helping. Couldn't you be a fruit bowl or something?
It's a commentary on society's reliance on material goods and suburban sprawl.
She locked me out in the rain!
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