Is it weird that the floor tom is my favorite musical instrument? I love that nice flat boom. If I were a giant, I'd smack on this house with a tree hoping it made the same sound.

Okay so you don't live in a castle. You can at least build a little part of a castle inside for role playing purposes.

I'm taking my ocean space house and I'm leaving!

Imagine the size of the living room you'd need to accommodate such a massive couch! In my house we'd most likely have to crawl over it.

I like the image of my books hanging over my head like a very heavy, very heady halo. Sure it's pretentious. So is this room.

I'm deathly afraid of corners.

Now Let's all focus our dreams to the center of the dome and share a cosmic moment of togetherness.