Nope, I don't want to talk to you, I'm gonna go sit on my raft!
Everyone run into the foyer and slam into the wall on the count of three and maybe we can back this baby away from the river!
Sure we always went drinking down by the river in my day. We just weren't stupid enough to go swimming in the dark when we were drunk.
This house loves its own reflection so dearly it's in danger of toppling into it.
You want local food? Catch a fish right outside your own window! I bet you could find a way to use that green slime on the walls as a side dish too. You could charge like $30 for that!
Bears can't climb up here, right? Oh they can? I need to move somewhere that doesn't trigger my melissophobia.
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