Chairturday: Kids These Days

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Chairturday: Kids These Days
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By Michael Krolczyk
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Sure we always went drinking down by the river in my day. We just weren't stupid enough to go swimming in the dark when we were drunk.

Locavore's Paridise

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Locavore's Paridise
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You want local food? Catch a fish right outside your own window! I bet you could find a way to use that green slime on the walls as a side dish too. You could charge like $30 for that!

Convenient Swimmin

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Convenient Swimmin
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Everyone run into the foyer and slam into the wall on the count of three and maybe we can back this baby away from the river!

Watch That First Step

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Watch That First Step
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Bears can't climb up here, right? Oh they can? I need to move somewhere that doesn't trigger my melissophobia.

Urban Getaway Raft

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Urban Getaway Raft
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Nope, I don't want to talk to you, I'm gonna go sit on my raft!

Narcissus House

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Narcissus House
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This house loves its own reflection so dearly it's in danger of toppling into it.