Brick Treehouse

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brick,heavy,ridiculous,silly,treehouse
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No need for lightweight materials in this treehouse, I'm sure the tree can take it.

Land BBQs are So Last Year

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bbq,best of the week,boat,expensive,floating,lake,ridiculous,water
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If you live on waterfront property and have an extra $50,000 laying around, have I ever got a useless extravagance for you!

Help Fatty Up the Stairs

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dogs,elevator,escalator,fat,ridiculous
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"What's that on your stairs?" "Oh that? It's an $8000 contraption to lift my fatass dog to the second floor." "My, how INCREDIBLY USEFUL!"

Plenty of Counter Space

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kitchen,ludicrous,miniscule,ridiculous,tiny
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I thought my windowless galley kitchen in my first apartment was bad! I'd take that moldy dungeon over not being able to open the oven any day!

Code? What Code?

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ridiculous,steep,wheelchair ramp
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You need some serious arm strength to get up this ramp in a wheelchair. We only serve beefy beefcakes.

Oh Behave!

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Yes, I'd like thousands of my hard earned dollars to go to a machine that plays me soothing music and sprays my ass with warm water in different patterns. Priorities.