How convenient, when the elevator full of blood opens and spills its gore, you'll be covered.
I wish I could make a faux hallway in my house like this. Alternating colors, endless depth, I could get used to that.
I don't see moose head here so much as chestnut hull, knee basher, sea urchin, wall scraper. Comfy.
I'm feeling blocky today, I shall sit on only square, uncomfortable furniture.
Hey man, you've got a few titles stuck in your teeth.
Once the size of the orgy grows to more than five participants, it's time to leave the confines of the futon, avoid the carpeted floor, and climb aboard this massive sofa. Plus, the crushed red velvet prevents rug burn.
I prefer to feel like I'm sleeping in my own coffin. Cozy!
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