Anonymous Intimacy

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bed,generic,man,print,sheets,woman
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I guess if you've got low standards and are just looking for someone generic to share your bed, that's your prerogative.

Feeling Lucky, Punk?

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bedding,bedroom,Clint Eastwood,cowboy,gun,print,shoot,western
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You stay away from the mattress, you hear? You can't say I didn't warn you.

Low Moon Over Belgium

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belgium,installation,moon,photograph,print
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I'd gladly sacrifice windows to have such a great view of the moon on my house. For art!

No Barrel Required

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chair,couch,furniture,print,waterfall
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Just like being at Niagra but far more comfortable and you don't have to wear those gross rubber raincoats.

Oh Don't Be So Dramatic

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armchair,chair,dia de los muertos,face,print
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Where on earth did this furniture designer find such an awesome picture of me? This photo was from my wedding day of course. Totally inappropriate for a chair. Would have made a better pillowcase.

Here Kitty, You Sleep Here

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Cats,chair,print,upholstery
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Your hair won't show so much on this chair.

Occupied

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chair,lady,print,tokidoki
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I feel like every time I'd go to sit down I'd have to say "Oh, pardon me, ma'am."