No Barrel Required

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No Barrel Required
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Just like being at Niagra but far more comfortable and you don't have to wear those gross rubber raincoats.

Kitchen Wing Chair

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Kitchen Wing Chair
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I get wanting to have a comfy place to sit in the kitchen, I do. But why does it have to be so literal? On the upside, the print is busy enough to hide stains I suppose.

*Content paid for by Food Chairs. We made $10, thank u Food Chairs! LOL.

Low Moon Over Belgium

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Low Moon Over Belgium
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I'd gladly sacrifice windows to have such a great view of the moon on my house. For art!

Here Kitty, You Sleep Here

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Here Kitty, You Sleep Here
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Your hair won't show so much on this chair.

Occupied

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Occupied
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I feel like every time I'd go to sit down I'd have to say "Oh, pardon me, ma'am."

Oh Don't Be So Dramatic

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Oh Don't Be So Dramatic
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Where on earth did this furniture designer find such an awesome picture of me? This photo was from my wedding day of course. Totally inappropriate for a chair. Would have made a better pillowcase.

I'll Be Here All Week, Try the Veal!

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I'll Be Here All Week, Try the Veal!
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This is the equivalent to the brick wall for the laziest comics. You can't even call it stand-up anymore.