Feeling Lucky, Punk?

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Feeling Lucky, Punk?
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You stay away from the mattress, you hear? You can't say I didn't warn you.

Low Moon Over Belgium

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Low Moon Over Belgium
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I'd gladly sacrifice windows to have such a great view of the moon on my house. For art!

Kitchen Wing Chair

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Kitchen Wing Chair
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I get wanting to have a comfy place to sit in the kitchen, I do. But why does it have to be so literal? On the upside, the print is busy enough to hide stains I suppose.

*Content paid for by Food Chairs. We made $10, thank u Food Chairs! LOL.

No Barrel Required

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No Barrel Required
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Just like being at Niagra but far more comfortable and you don't have to wear those gross rubber raincoats.

Oh Don't Be So Dramatic

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Oh Don't Be So Dramatic
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Where on earth did this furniture designer find such an awesome picture of me? This photo was from my wedding day of course. Totally inappropriate for a chair. Would have made a better pillowcase.

Anonymous Intimacy

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Anonymous Intimacy
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I guess if you've got low standards and are just looking for someone generic to share your bed, that's your prerogative.

Occupied

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Occupied
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I feel like every time I'd go to sit down I'd have to say "Oh, pardon me, ma'am."