Don't confuse the shower egg with the bedroom egg and accidentally pee the bed thinking you're being economical.
It's a soggy commute but at least I get a workout without going to the gym.
Dude it's awesome, I can work out, perfect my hustle and relieve myself all in one room! Why would I ever leave?
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How am I supposed to pick out my bathing suit wedgie underwater now?
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