Building an igloo with actual snow is so bougie! Not to mention the lack of amenities; how am I supposed to read Kierkegaard in bed without proper wall sconces?
Plumbing? Central air? Ladder? I'm getting too old for this nonsense.
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Nothing can convince me that this is anything other than an old van rolled onto its side and used as an office.
There are alien egg pods all over the city and no one has even noticed.
A whole tent is too big, I just want a bed with walls, thanks.
They'll never find me here. If they do I'm just jumping off this here cliff.
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