Ahhhhhh Finally Alone

Favorite
Ahhhhhh Finally Alone
- -

They'll never find me here. If they do I'm just jumping off this here cliff.

Eggy Hoverhouse

Favorite
Eggy Hoverhouse
- -

Plumbing? Central air? Ladder? I'm getting too old for this nonsense.

Whatever Works

Favorite
Whatever Works
- -

Nothing can convince me that this is anything other than an old van rolled onto its side and used as an office.

Luxury Pod Hotel

Favorite
Luxury Pod Hotel
- -

Building an igloo with actual snow is so bougie! Not to mention the lack of amenities; how am I supposed to read Kierkegaard in bed without proper wall sconces?

Playpens for Grownups!

Favorite
Playpens for Grownups!
- -

A whole tent is too big, I just want a bed with walls, thanks.

Don't Get Your Head Stuck Between the Bars

Favorite
Don't Get Your Head Stuck Between the Bars
- -

This thing is totally spring loaded to snap shut just as you fall asleep then it will roll you to an evil witch's secret lair. Seriously.

You Behave or I'll Put You in the Hush Pod!

Favorite
You Behave or I'll Put You in the Hush Pod!
- -

For those who long to return to the womb or maybe just want to try out being a kangaroo for a while.