Luxury Pod Hotel

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Luxury Pod Hotel
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Building an igloo with actual snow is so bougie! Not to mention the lack of amenities; how am I supposed to read Kierkegaard in bed without proper wall sconces?

Whatever Works

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Whatever Works
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Nothing can convince me that this is anything other than an old van rolled onto its side and used as an office.

No One Ever Looks Up Anymore

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No One Ever Looks Up Anymore
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There are alien egg pods all over the city and no one has even noticed.

Playpens for Grownups!

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Playpens for Grownups!
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A whole tent is too big, I just want a bed with walls, thanks.

Eggy Hoverhouse

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Eggy Hoverhouse
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Plumbing? Central air? Ladder? I'm getting too old for this nonsense.

Ahhhhhh Finally Alone

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Ahhhhhh Finally Alone
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They'll never find me here. If they do I'm just jumping off this here cliff.

Don't Get Your Head Stuck Between the Bars

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Don't Get Your Head Stuck Between the Bars
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This thing is totally spring loaded to snap shut just as you fall asleep then it will roll you to an evil witch's secret lair. Seriously.