Don't Get Your Head Stuck Between the Bars

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bed,chair,furniture,pod,rocker
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This thing is totally spring loaded to snap shut just as you fall asleep then it will roll you to an evil witch's secret lair. Seriously.

No One Ever Looks Up Anymore

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bed,pod,roof,room
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There are alien egg pods all over the city and no one has even noticed.

You Behave or I'll Put You in the Hush Pod!

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chair,pod,pouch
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For those who long to return to the womb or maybe just want to try out being a kangaroo for a while.

Eggy Hoverhouse

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egg,hover,pod,suspended,wires,wtf
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Plumbing? Central air? Ladder? I'm getting too old for this nonsense.

Playpens for Grownups!

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bed,best of the week,fabric,playpen,pod,zipper
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A whole tent is too big, I just want a bed with walls, thanks.

Ahhhhhh Finally Alone

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alone,isolated,mountain,pod,remote
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They'll never find me here. If they do I'm just jumping off this here cliff.

Luxury Pod Hotel

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hotel,igloo,pod,Switzerland
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Building an igloo with actual snow is so bougie! Not to mention the lack of amenities; how am I supposed to read Kierkegaard in bed without proper wall sconces?

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