Just Right

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Just Right
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A bed, a toilet, a sink, and a place to sit. That's all I need. Do you think they have room to cook a turkey in there? Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Playhouse of My Dreams

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Playhouse of My Dreams
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Okay guys, it's settled. We are moving into a giant industrial loft space and we'll sleep in these little cells. Like in Step Up 3D. Yes, I went there.

AT ST Playhouse

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AT ST Playhouse
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I'm glad to see the tree support. AT STs aren't especially stable and you never know when a rebel fighter on a speeder bike is going to cruise through in a high speed chase.

Avast Ye Landscapers!

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Avast Ye Landscapers!
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Mommy! Bring me my rum! And help me swab my poop deck!

I'm sorry. That was terrible. But you're gonna have to live with it.

Queen Elizabeth's Playhouse

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Queen Elizabeth's Playhouse
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Yes, the Queen of England spent her childhood playing in a little house nearly the size of my adult home.

Sleep is For the Weak

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Sleep is For the Weak
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How anyone could even attempt to sleep in this place is beyond me. It's like a theme park, a Thomas Kinkade painting and a daycare all wrapped into one. Visual assault!

Your Snobby Kid Gets Everything

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Your Snobby Kid Gets Everything
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Mother, do you really expect me to play in a plastic Home Depot shed? I demand a sleek modern design and a little class, PLEASE!