Green as the hills, sharp as a razor.

When you want to really commune with nature but be undetectable by Bigfoot.

Much like the drying rack we just saw, you can also hang planters out of your window. Who needs screens when you can just bring all the bugs in with your plants every night?

We like our shade and privacy, okay? Maybe we appreciate a little mold and weak foundations!

We don't want the geraniums getting any ideas about returning to nature. Keep them isolated, don't let them fraternize, and they won't give you any trouble.

Imagine the sneaky spying you could do from inside this thing!

Now that's taking advantage of every square inch!