Stay Out of the Pink Room, Birdie

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Stay Out of the Pink Room, Birdie
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I admire bold color choices. This requires a great deal of chutzpa if you ask me.

Floral + Nautical = Flautical?

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Floral + Nautical = Flautical?
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"Captain! We're capsized! I've lashed myself to the wheel but it's pointing straight up at the sky! I don't know if we'll get out of this pink floral sea alive!"

(Thanks to our submitter for the awesome title and commentary. You guys make my job so easy!)

Chairturday: Nobody Puts Chair in a Corner

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Chairturday: Nobody Puts Chair in a Corner
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Bed has become Deathbed and Chair is ever at Deathbed's bedside. Such a sweet companion to the end.

I'm a Barbie Girl In a Barbie World

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I'm a Barbie Girl In a Barbie World
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I'd imagine staying in this Barbie hotel suite involves huffing a lot of plastic fumes and hours and hours of brushing your hair and trying on clothes. Occasionally there's a slap fight or an awkward tryst with a helmet-haired man of questionable sexuality.

Pretty Pretty Princess

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Pretty Pretty Princess
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I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie woooooorld!

Do You Happen to Have Favorite Color?

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Do You Happen to Have  Favorite Color?
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Sure, I like pink okay, but how on earth are you ever going to sell a place with pink carpet?

Sweet Dreams

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Sweet Dreams
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Good luck not having the most terrifying nightmares ever in this thing.