Thanks for coming on down and helping me keep all these eggs warm. it's a tough job for just one person.
As a kid I imagined that the best kind of life would be the one in which my house was just a big room with a bed in it and lots of pillows. Fight against the tyranny of chairs!
Oh who am I kidding? This is also 30-whatever me's dream room. Though these days my old back requires a little extra lumbar support than a pillow on the floor can provide.
No bad attitudes allowed! Only happiness, snuggles and naps.
Now we can keep the lights off in the theater room without anyone bumping into the couch!
Remember when you used to cover your bedroom walls with photos of you and your friends? Now you can cover your couch with them!
I've got some incubating to do, you can find me in my nest if you need me.
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