How dreary and drab must this photo have been for such drastic measures to be necessary?
I can't imagine those gigantic people are staying at the apartments, they must just visit for the pool parties.
Nothing a little MS Paint can't fix! Who needs real grass, it's so unpredictable!
We've all seen terrible listings with clearly digitally inserted objects. Here's a lesson. This dude is super boring but LEARNING.
A swift photoshop breeze could send this monstrosity straight out to sea.