Nothing says "buy me" like a velvet painting of your trophy wife as a half wildcat. Sold!
I hope when you sell the place, you throw in a few dozen gallons of good ol eggshell white.
This is an example of terrible advertising. How on earth do you think you can sell me a refrigerator when you're showing me cabinets that I would consider throttling that snotty child for?
Does Elton John sing every time you open the garage door?
This garage does not want your prying eyes coming near.
Just because I'm not into surrealism doesn't mean you can make faces at me.
Can this room stay furnished? My dogs will love it!
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