When your baseboards start to look like they're having a costume party you've got a problem on your hands.
I hope when you sell the place, you throw in a few dozen gallons of good ol eggshell white.
This is an example of terrible advertising. How on earth do you think you can sell me a refrigerator when you're showing me cabinets that I would consider throttling that snotty child for?
Nothing says "buy me" like a velvet painting of your trophy wife as a half wildcat. Sold!
Can this room stay furnished? My dogs will love it!
Does Elton John sing every time you open the garage door?
Just because I'm not into surrealism doesn't mean you can make faces at me.
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