God Bless This Mold

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God Bless This Mold
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When your baseboards start to look like they're having a costume party you've got a problem on your hands.

JUST Like Michaelangelo!

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I hope when you sell the place, you throw in a few dozen gallons of good ol eggshell white.

Kitchen of My Dreams

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Kitchen of My Dreams
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This is an example of terrible advertising. How on earth do you think you can sell me a refrigerator when you're showing me cabinets that I would consider throttling that snotty child for?

She's a Tiger

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She's a Tiger
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Nothing says "buy me" like a velvet painting of your trophy wife as a half wildcat. Sold!

The Kitteh Room

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The Kitteh Room
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Can this room stay furnished? My dogs will love it!

THE CIIIIRCLE OF HOOOOOMES

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THE CIIIIRCLE OF HOOOOOMES
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Does Elton John sing every time you open the garage door?

Don't Scowl at Me

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Don't Scowl at Me
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Just because I'm not into surrealism doesn't mean you can make faces at me.