When your baseboards start to look like they're having a costume party you've got a problem on your hands.
Does Elton John sing every time you open the garage door?
Nothing says "buy me" like a velvet painting of your trophy wife as a half wildcat. Sold!
This garage does not want your prying eyes coming near.
This is an example of terrible advertising. How on earth do you think you can sell me a refrigerator when you're showing me cabinets that I would consider throttling that snotty child for?
Can this room stay furnished? My dogs will love it!
Just because I'm not into surrealism doesn't mean you can make faces at me.