Whatever Works

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Whatever Works
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Nothing can convince me that this is anything other than an old van rolled onto its side and used as an office.

Be Wary of Bears

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Be Wary of Bears
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You can't be too cautious you know?

Good Morning Starshine

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Good Morning Starshine
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I'm assuming they don't have chilly winters wherever this silly outdoor shower is installed. Though there's nothing quite like a bracing cold shower.

Outdoor Bed, You've Gotta Be Kidding Me

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Outdoor Bed, You've Gotta Be Kidding Me
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Where on Earth would it be dry enough to hang a bed from the trees and not have a nasty mold problem to contend with? Here in Seattle this idea just makes me laugh and laugh and laugh. It will be sunny for an hour and then a sudden downpour soaking everything for fifteen minutes. By the time you get the damned thing off the platform and under cover, the rain will stop and the sun will come back out. Ridiculous.

Your Daily Bookcase: Outdoor Selection

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Your Daily Bookcase: Outdoor Selection
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This must be in a place with a seriously dry climate. No outdoor books in a rainy land!

Orderly Nature

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Orderly Nature
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We don't want the geraniums getting any ideas about returning to nature. Keep them isolated, don't let them fraternize, and they won't give you any trouble.

Sunrise Alarm Clock

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 Sunrise Alarm Clock
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Sure I need earplugs to drown out the terrifying nocturnal woodland creatures, but waking up is a breeze.